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A professor at the University of Texas was giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks:

"How many people here believe in ghosts?"

About 90 students raise their hands.

"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've seen a ghost?" he asks.

About 40 students raise their hands.

"That's really good," the professor says: "I'm really glad you  take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?"

About 15 students raise their hands.

"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" he asks.

Three students raise their hands. "That's fantastic," he responds:

"Now let me ask you one more question. Have any of you ever  made love to a ghost?"

Way in the back, Bubba raises his hand.

The professor takes off his glasses, and says: "Son, in all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You need to come up here and tell us about your experience."

The big redneck nods his head and walks to the podium.

"So, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost," the professor says.

"Ghost?" Bubba replies" "From way back there I thought you said 'Goats!'"
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