THREE WISHES

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A man is walking down the beach and comes across an old bottle. He picks it up, pulls out the cork and out pops a genie. The genie says: "Thank you for freeing me from the bottle. In return I will grant you three wishes."

The man says: "Great. I always dreamed of this and I know exactly what I want. First, I want a billion dollars in a Swiss bank account."

Poof! There is a flash of light and a piece of paper with account numbers appears in his hand.

He continues: "Next, I want a brand-new red Ferrari."

Poof! There is a flash of light and a bright red brand-new Ferrari appears right next to him.

He continues: "Finally, I want to be irresistible to women."

Poof! There is a flash of light and he turns into a box of chocolates.
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