A BLONDE IN WASHINGTON

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A blonde was visiting Washington, D.C., for the first time and wanted to see the Capitol building. Unfortunately, she couldn't find it, so she asked a police officer for directions.

"Excuse me, Officer,” she said: “how do I get to the Capitol building?"

The officer replied: "Wait here at this bus stop for the No. 54 bus. It'll take you right there."

She thanked the officer and he drove off. Three hours later, the police officer returned to the same area and, sure enough, the blonde was still waiting at the same bus stop.

The officer got out of his car and said: "Excuse me, but to get to the Capitol building, I said to wait here for the No. 54 bus. That was three hours ago. Why are you still waiting?"

The blonde replied: "Don't worry, officer, it won't be long now. The 49th bus just went by!"


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